[00:00.000] 作词 : Gregory Holgate[00:04.713]Life is a drag. Life is a chore.[00:07.092]Frightfully sad – so mindless a bore[00:09.662]Mice in a bag – you fight and you gnaw[00:12.211]For the right just to brag in the line for the door[00:14.825]And the higher your score the louder you bicker[00:17.490]Life gave you lemons? Good heavens, you’re bitter.[00:20.016]And whatever you get to collect – well that head interjects[00:23.069]With incessant effect– ‘could be bigger!’[00:25.526]Here comes the next utter wreck - what the heck? Cut the deck.[00:28.457]Unsuspectingly betting their dinner[00:30.586]When left unchecked, cuts a check, bust, the rest rubberneck[00:33.590]But expect still to end up a winner[00:35.372][00:36.535]If you’re ever in the dumps or feeling stuck in a rut[00:38.809]You simply haven’t had the fun of watching number go up[00:41.401]You know it’s wonderful stuff – let the hundreds runneth over your cup[00:44.579]It’s such a buzz to watch the number go up[00:46.882]You must be pretty dumb for thinking some is enough[00:49.293]When you can add another one and make the number go up[00:51.912]Until you run out of luck – And find your funds are down to nothing but fluff[00:55.038]No runners up in making number go up[00:56.636][00:59.608]That day-to-day is unbearably dry[01:01.971]Makes sense to chase that numerical high[01:04.479]Be it a salary, calories, boxes on ballot sheets[01:07.787]Whoops, don’t forget to subscribe![01:09.695]Are you feeling alive? With catharsis or pride?[01:12.123]Maybe father has cried? Have you asked yourself why?[01:14.722]To blast through a ceiling might pass for appealing[01:17.505]But chance is you’re leaving with plaster in eyes[01:20.083]And the faster the rise – the harder the fall[01:22.594]Infinite Jesters still get curtain calls[01:25.255]My god, it’s Historic, Meteoric, Alas my poor Yorick[01:28.641]He held his head high through it all[01:30.333][01:30.926]If you’re ever in the dumps or feeling stuck in a rut[01:33.599]You simply haven’t had the fun of watching number go up[01:36.230]If your budget is bust – you gotta trust the funds are gonna erupt[01:39.389]You’ve got to lust for making numbers go up[01:41.594]You must be pretty dumb for thinking some is enough[01:44.017]When you can add another one and make the number go up[01:46.631]But all the lustre can rust – Sweep your dreams into a dustpan and brush[01:49.776]Another shmuck to make the numbers go up[01:51.741][01:54.262]Shoot like a star or fold like a quitter[01:56.655]Somebody once told me about all that glitters[01:59.411]Now you might dream of queens, straight flush with the green[02:02.339]But get jack when you’re sold down the river[02:04.779]You might find you’re an ace or just bluff from the start[02:07.645]Have diamonds in spades or get clubbed in the heart[02:10.095]When the pot’s at an end and the flop doesn’t send[02:12.804]You a handful of lovely cards[02:15.018]The world’s at the table, it’s prudent to play[02:17.395]To err, says the fable, is human, but hey[02:20.053]Watch your stack, for the fact is that affluence turning to crap[02:23.147]Is one little vowel movement away[02:25.266][02:37.030]Those rags to riches you got from that tip-off[02:39.772]Just tacking stitches to viciously rip off[02:42.426]Bet on a dream and it seems it might tear at the seams[02:45.165]Why’d you think so much poker is strip off?[02:47.711]Now let’s see who’s next in line to proclaim[02:50.120]They can be king just by making it reign[02:52.696]A million monarchs competing for dwindling court seating[02:55.757]All blind to how fleeting their fame[02:57.975]The ante is up and the cards are face down[03:00.443]Sadly it can’t be the other way around[03:03.052]But the biggest of figures won’t impress the digger[03:06.346]When picking your hole in the ground[03:08.186][03:10.491]If you’re ever in the dumps or feeling stuck in a rut[03:12.338]You simply haven’t had the fun of watching number go up[03:15.170]Oh, It's a punch in the nuts[03:16.632]Stuck in a puddle with the wrong kind of flush[03:18.486]Get off your butt and make the number go up[03:20.621]You must be pretty dumb for thinking some is enough[03:23.076]When you can add another one and make the number go up[03:25.641]Until it crumbles to dust – another puppet for the vultures to pluck[03:28.989]Outta’ luck – making number go up[03:30.833][03:31.309]Yeah we’d really like to make another couple of bucks[03:33.470]So won’t you play the song again and make the number go up?