[00:00.000] 作词 : Jarrod Alonge[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jarrod Alonge[00:30.250] The rent is too damn high[00:33.762] My wallet's bleeding and I don't know why[00:37.679] Saved up, ready for a change[00:41.359] I guess we'll do it the American way[00:45.438] Tempt my fate in real estate[00:49.013] A five bedroom craftsman newly listed on Zillow[00:52.556] It's built on a cul-de-sac in the best school zone[00:56.238] It costs a million-five, and the HOA is high[00:59.907] I guess I'll always be a homeless millennial[01:04.656] Lower my expectations[01:07.766] I'll leave this town and hit the road[01:11.569] This isn't quite what mom and dad had in mind[01:15.348] If this is what it takes I'll DIY in the countryside[01:22.000] Chip & Jo[01:23.778] Tempt my fate and renovate[01:26.722] An 800 square foot 1930's bungalow[01:30.308] It's got popcorn ceiling and a basement full of mold[01:34.113] Too bad we got outbid by a pampered trust fund kid[01:37.466] I guess I'll always be a homeless millennial[01:45.611] This isn't funny, I've got the money[01:49.170] But I can't afford to live in my own country[01:53.454] I'll move to Russia, live in an izba[01:57.055] Я буду собирать картошку[02:00.790] Capitalism, this is a prison[02:04.446] We're better off living under communism[02:09.893] Союз нерушимый республик свободных[02:17.342] Сплотила навеки Великая Русь[02:25.005] Да здравствует созданный волей народов[02:32.875] Единый, могучий Советский Союз![02:43.114] A ten square foot shack under a bridge in Baltimore[02:46.731] At least it's walking distance to the nearest liquor store[02:50.506] My landlord is a bum and he fought in Vietnam[02:54.002] I guess I'm literally a homeless millennial[02:58.678] Oh well, I guess I'm back on rent[03:01.457] The dream's out of reach and my life savings are spent[03:05.193] No opportunity in a rigged economy[03:09.030] I guess I'll always be a homeless millennial