Big Dumb Idiot - Tom Cardy.mp3

[00:01.751]"Hey guys, that's one cappuccino"
[00:03.763]"Lovely, thank you very much"
[00:05.017]"No worries, and one breakfast bowl"
[00:06.521]"Wow, that looks great"
[00:07.528]"Enjoy your meal"
[00:08.280]"Yeah, you too"
[00:11.541]I am fine all alone
[00:14.549]But when I leave my house, I become a
[00:15.803]Big dumb idiot in front of other people
[00:18.060]A giant stupid piece of shit in front of other people
[00:20.317]By myself, I tend to be eloquent
[00:22.573]And then I go outside and say really dumb shit
[00:24.830]To people I don't know or will ever see again
[00:27.838]And that's worse for one reason
[00:29.343]'Cuz people I don't know or will ever see again
[00:32.355]Will tell all their friends
[00:34.104]Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Warning, malfunction)
[00:38.366]I am fine all alone
[00:41.374]But when I leave my house, I become a
[00:42.879]A Big idiot
[00:44.132]I'm Tongue Tied
[00:45.135]The kind of guy who says hi one too many times
[00:47.141]"Hi, how are you?"
[00:48.143]"I'm good, how are you?"
[00:49.146]"I'm good, how are you?" (Warning, malfunction)
[00:51.370]"I'm good, how are you?" (System dysfunction)
[00:53.713]"I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)"
[00:57.459]Right, it's no good, I cannae stop it
[00:59.467]What the hell do you mean you can't stop it? You built this thing didn't you?
[01:01.974]Of course I built it, but I cannae longer control it
[01:04.482]What are you talking about?
[01:05.193]It's teaching itself now
[01:06.698]My god
[01:07.451]That's right, one day this machine will become more stupid than we could possibly imagine
[01:11.463]I'm good, how are Good, how are Good, how are (unintelligible)
[01:13.992]I am fine all alone
[01:17.001]I'm a living dichotomy
[01:18.717]Inside, I'm a modern day Socrates
[01:20.797]Outside, I sound like a bunch of drunk babies
[01:22.926]When it comes to being dumb, I'm a rockstar
[01:25.006]Under the radar like a mother****in' ninja
[01:27.262]Light on my feet as I sneak into your house
[01:29.268]Be a giant ****in' idiot, then sneak back out
[01:30.900]Singin'
[01:31.429]I am fine all alone
[01:34.838]It's what the voices in my head say
[01:36.091]Inside, I win a Broadway Tony
[01:38.096]Outside, I'm cut from my preschool matinee
[01:40.606]When it comes to being dumb, I take the cake
[01:42.862]When I go outside, I step on the end of a rake
[01:45.118]Then the rake hits my face
[01:46.423]While I'm trying to eat the cake
[01:47.432]And the sound that I make
[01:48.435]Is like "Jesus!"
[01:49.795]But the rake doesn't hurt like it should
[01:54.557]And the cake tastes sweeter than it ever would
[01:58.319]If I was inside, doing something smart and fancy
[02:02.832]'Stead I'd be around outside my house dressed in my underpanties
[02:07.567]What's this feeling in my mind?
[02:10.583]I can see through space and time
[02:12.338]Like I've been shocked with one thousand volts of idiocy
[02:16.580]For the first time in my life
[02:19.347]Every part of us aligned
[02:21.352]We agree in unity through stupidity
[02:25.107]Cake, face, rake
[02:27.866]In the pouring rain
[02:29.370]Us look ****ing dumb
[02:32.378]And we having so much fun
[02:34.384]A new frontier
[02:36.639]The future's finally here
[02:38.645]Don't let in the fear (I am fine all alone)
[02:41.913]No, no
[02:43.415]Don't give into fear
[02:45.420]The future's finally
[02:47.208]I am fine all alone
[02:49.674]But I know I got to be a
[02:51.439]Big dumb idiot in front of other people
[02:53.444]A giant stupid piece of shit in front of other people
[02:56.203]By myself, now I think of really dumb shit
[02:58.209]I wack it in a song and stick it up the internet
[03:00.473]To people I don't know or will ever see again
[03:03.479]And it blows my mind
[03:04.734]That people I don't know or will ever see again
[03:07.741]Will show their friends
[03:09.499]Other people I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:13.762]People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:18.275]People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)
[03:22.536]People I don't know or will ever see again (Big dumb idiot)