Meet Market - Jo Foster/Leesa Tulley.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.00]Good food, good coffee, great conversation
[00:06.11]I’m into good food, good coffee, great conversation
[00:12.14]I’m into good food…
[00:13.91]South London, born and bred, South London
[00:18.91]South London, born and bred, South London
[00:23.95]South London…
[00:25.26]5’9
[00:26.78]5’10
[00:28.18]6’4
[00:29.23]If it’s important!
[00:30.43]5’9
[00:31.90]5’10…
[00:33.40]I like pineapple on pizza - sorry about it…
[00:36.44]Travel-lover!
[00:37.37]6’1
[00:38.56]6’2
[00:39.78]CANADIAN FLAG
[00:41.22]…If it’s important
[00:42.58]…sorry about it
[00:43.91]Travel-lover!
[00:45.30]Welcome to the
[00:46.40]Meet Market
[00:47.33]Is anyone buyin’ a quality guy in the market today?
[00:50.56]Meet Market
[00:51.64]I’m tasty and tender, a verified vendor, so come and say hey!
[00:55.08]Meet Market
[00:56.24]So you’re shopping local? Well, I’m a rare bloke, I live one mile away!
[00:59.72]Meet Market
[01:00.86]I’m good enough to eat so
[01:02.04]I know I can meet
[01:03.25]Somebody at the
[01:04.28]MEET MARKET!
[01:05.47]Now then, tell me what you think of my display
[01:07.41]Well, okay
[01:08.20]A picture of me working out to show me at my best
[01:10.74]Incred
[01:11.02]A picture of me laughing so they don’t know I’m depressed
[01:14.07]I’m dead
[01:14.39]Then three of me confirming that I’m hot
[01:16.74]And then a meme from Gilmore Girls
[01:18.42]OKAY YOU’RE PERFECT
[01:19.46]I CAN’T COPE
[01:20.61]I’M GONNA SCREAM
[01:21.57]You go
[01:22.02]So here I’ve gone for hunky sexy stubbly dude
[01:24.46]Then four more just the same
[01:26.10]Woah
[01:26.47]Yeah the last one’s a nude
[01:27.76]Okay. They’re great. But not really you?
[01:29.74]Why not add some pics in dresses?
[01:31.06]What?
[01:31.57]Just one or two?
[01:32.86]Show them an “authentic me”?????
[01:34.69]You’ve clearly not frequented the
[01:36.00]MEET MARKET
[01:37.06]I’m looking to find a
[01:38.86]Sausage to grind
[01:40.26]A banger that’s not too bent
[01:41.97]MEET MARKET
[01:42.92]“No fats and no femme boys”
[01:44.75]“No theys and no them boys
[01:46.33]I just want a normal gent
[01:47.74]MEET MARKET
[01:48.77]Is that nail varnish?
[01:49.95]Soz - not into garnish
[01:51.52]Cos I’m one hundred percent
[01:52.96]MASC 4 MASC
[01:54.33]And I don’t like to eat meat
[01:56.24]Without any
[01:57.19]MEAT
[01:57.94]When I’m shopping at the
[01:59.21]MEET MARKET
[02:00.08]Yikessss - well why don’t we have a look and see how we’re selling. Any likes?
[02:03.49]Yeah! One boy liked me, how about you?
[02:05.69]Ugh it sucks, everyone’s a pig
[02:07.48]Let’s see! OH MY GOSH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE HAVE LIKED YOU! Come on, take this little piggie to market with you!
[02:12.78]Alright then, babe
[02:13.68]What about him?
[02:14.61]No
[02:15.11]Him?
[02:15.90]No
[02:16.48]Oh my gosh HIM?!
[02:17.70]Ew
[02:18.00]Oh come on, Nancy, just match with a few
[02:20.57]Of these guys, they’re so hot!
[02:22.18]Mmm trust me, they’re not
[02:23.51]GO ON!
[02:24.08]Fine - “Hey”
[02:25.43]They’re replying, yay!
[02:26.54]Send pics of your melons!
[02:27.97]That’s right, it’s pure hell inside the
[02:29.74]MEET MARKET
[02:30.82]Great bod, great face
[02:32.48]Wanna come to my place?
[02:33.72]No
[02:34.09]Good, cos you’re a slut
[02:35.40]MEET MARKET
[02:36.42]Have you tried reading Nietzsche?
[02:38.05]Maybe I could teach ya?
[02:39.19]I have a philosophy degree
[02:40.94]MEET MARKET
[02:41.97]I’m the kinda guy I’m sure your Dad would adore
[02:44.20]Well, he’s not around anymore
[02:45.92]Daddy issues…?
[02:46.85]SCORE!
[02:47.96]MEET MARKET
[02:48.97]Oh the dread is existential
[02:51.10]But the shopping is essential
[02:52.79]Though it’s rotten and it’s gross
[02:54.49]Oh we gotta do our groceries at the
[02:56.24]MEET MARKET
[02:57.69]Let’s see who you’re chatting to
[02:59.20]This guy,
[03:00.08]Show me- oh god he’s
[03:01.37]What? I think he’s pretty funny!
[03:03.20]Hun, I hate say it, but he’s not
[03:05.02]Okay, you’re right, but he’s pretty hot
[03:06.66]He’s not as hot as you
[03:08.06]That’s true - but what’ve I got to lose?
[03:09.68]He’s such a snooze
[03:10.66]Okay well what about you?
[03:12.10]Mine’s boring and basic as well!
[03:13.78]Oh nooo that sucks I’m sorry
[03:15.35]Yeah he’s all like “ooooh where did you grow up?”
[03:17.65]And I’m like ooh SPARE ME
[03:18.99]Wait he’s only making conversation
[03:20.73]One that’s really boring
[03:22.06]Oliver, give him a chance
[03:23.59]Er - no why should I be snoring WHEN I’D RATHER DANCE!!!!!!!!
[03:27.05]He’s into you and he seems great
[03:28.92]Why not just ask him on a date?
[03:30.58]I know you’re scared, but if you ask it
[03:32.90]You might not leave with an empty basket
[03:34.50]Yeah I’ll go for someone who
[03:36.42]Deep down I know I’m not into
[03:38.25]Then moan about it when it’s done
[03:39.90]Does that remind you of someone?
[03:41.28]MEET MARKET
[03:42.44]WE GOTTA MAKE A SALE
[03:44.20]WE GOTTA SPARK A FIRE
[03:46.04]BEFORE WE ALL GO STALE
[03:47.88]BEFORE WE ALL EXPIRE
[03:49.69]HERE AT THE MEET MARKET
[03:51.52]MEET MARKET!