[00:00.00] 作曲 : Charlie Duncan Green[00:01.00] 作词 : Charlie Duncan Green[00:27.02]May I introduce you to[00:29.81]The world's most decorated zoo[00:32.86]For everything you wish was make-believe[00:37.16]Oh, buddy did you know[00:39.38]You could shake hands with a demon[00:42.02]If you wanna take that dare, so be it[00:45.00]You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here[00:48.37](so easy here)[00:50.47]So let me give you a scenario[00:52.68]And don't you tell a soul[00:53.85]It's only hypothetical[00:56.89]Imagine all your nightmares[00:59.85]Contained in a single glorified reformatory[01:02.67]Where nothing ever gets out[01:05.62]Straitjackets have been worn out[01:08.63]Good guys, bad guys accomodated[01:11.65]If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story[01:14.61]We'll make sure it stays fiction[01:17.64]In our superstitious foundation[01:21.02]Medicine unlike any other[01:23.99]Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker[01:27.04]All that we display will never leave[01:31.13]But buddy, don't you know[01:33.38]We don't wanna let armageddon[01:36.03]Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon[01:39.02]We secure, contain, protect[01:40.85](So you don't live in fear)[01:45.01]Did I even mention[01:47.59]The monsters that preside?[01:50.29]Where do I begin? Where do I begin?[01:53.13]Cuz there is more than 99[01:56.68]The Vermin God, The Anklebiters,[01:59.65]Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter,[02:02.97]Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day,[02:06.02]Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay,[02:08.63]Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book,[02:11.65]Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home,[02:13.49]There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend,[02:17.29]Hateful Star, Desert in a Can[02:21.31]And that isn't even half of it[02:23.59]So let me give you a scenario[02:25.86]And don't you tell a soul[02:27.00]It's only hypothetical[02:29.73]Let me give you a scenario[02:32.87]But don't you go thinking it's real[02:39.60]Imagine all your nightmares[02:42.65]Contained in a single glorified reformatory[02:45.45]Where nothing ever gets out[02:48.40]Straitjackets have been worn out[02:51.41]Good guys, bad guys accomodated[02:54.42]If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story[02:57.37]We'll make sure it stays fiction[03:00.40]In our superstitious foundation[03:03.74]Superstitious foundation[03:06.74]Superstitious foundation