[00:00.01](Bullshit, love, bullshit, love is bullshit)[00:21.00]I am not allowed to have feelings[00:25.12]Feelings would complicate this[00:28.84]I'm a stupid ugly stuttering asshole[00:33.00]There is no dignity in my anger[00:37.01]Mind if I cough in your ear all night?[00:40.95]Mind if I resent you for a year tonight?[00:46.45]I am not the type of man[00:49.75]Who can fall asleep in someone else's arms[01:12.45](Didn't mean to lie about it all)[01:16.31]I love you[01:17.05]Sometimes I love you but it's hard to say[01:21.30]There are times when I don't love[01:24.70]I can't love anything in this world[01:30.35]I want you to know[01:31.85]I want you to know[01:34.35]I want you to know[01:36.10]That I am[01:38.38]But I hope[01:40.12]That you are[01:43.00]I hope that you're a[02:19.55]It doesn't matter what I say[02:23.35]If you don't say anything in response[02:28.13]The final phrase of my last sentence[02:30.85]Hangs in the air, sounding stupider and stupider[02:36.22]Why can't you at least laugh?[02:39.10]I tried so hard to find the right words[02:44.75]It's a matter of timing, you only have so long[02:49.11]To capture the feeling before it's gone[03:00.17]Here is a demo of my newest sentence[03:04.93]I'll fill in the good parts later[03:09.00]I'll make it fit together real nice[03:13.30]And cut out all the "likes"[03:18.47]Two days ago it was really bad[03:22.20]I couldn't get my head straight all day[03:26.60]And everything you said seemed to have an edge[03:29.91]You were disappointed and I didn't know why[03:35.06]Eventually it came to a head[03:39.15]Over something as stupid as making coffee[03:43.75]You said it was a mistake to ever try and help me[03:48.80]Then you went in the kitchen[03:51.93]I drove off to go buy some stuff[03:56.35]Which was a mistake because[04:00.69]I didn't want to come back[04:03.57]I just sat in the parking lot[04:08.07]And dabbed at my thumb, which was bleeding for some reason[04:12.06]Leaving a trail of red blossoms on the napkin[04:16.00]I felt sick and I didn't know what to do[04:20.60]How long would it be before I could face you?[04:32.00]Flashback to the first angry song I had to hide from you[04:37.20]It goes like this:[04:39.25]I am hiding from you at the[04:42.08]QFC, QFC, QFC, QFC[05:32.80]Michael and Brian broke up today[05:36.03]But we're not like them, no[05:38.63]Nothing like them[05:41.24]Frankie and Ava broke up today[05:44.46]But we're not like them, no[05:47.10]Nothing like them[06:06.45]Felice and Lanky broke up today[06:09.67]But we're not like them, no[06:12.29]Nothing like them[06:14.98]John and Yoko separated for a year[06:18.12]But we're not like them, no[06:20.82]Nothing like them[06:40.30]The Beatles broke up today[06:43.44]But we're not like them, no[06:46.06]Nothing like them[06:48.32]Paul said, "I just started doubting everything I did"[06:51.86]But you're not like him, no[06:54.24]You're nothing like him[06:57.80](I hope that you are! I hope that you are!)[07:13.79]Your parents and my parents, well, let's not get into that[07:16.98]Cause we're not like them[07:19.20]We are nothing like them[07:22.35]Degnan and Skippy haven't spoken for a while[07:25.50]But we're not like them, no[07:28.08]Nothing like them no[07:34.00](I hope that you are! I hope that you are!)[07:51.87](I hope that you're still asleep)