Business Man - Tom Cardy.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.389]B-B-B-B-Business man
[00:02.411]B-B-B-B-Business man
[00:04.351]I'm a business man with a business plan
[00:06.600]I’m gonna make you money in business land
[00:08.841]I'm a cool guy talkin' ’bout GameStop
[00:10.849]I'm definitely not a cop
[00:12.599]Why'd you say you're not a cop?
[00:13.350]Because I'm not
[00:14.345]I think that you're a cop
[00:15.359]I also think that you're a cop
[00:17.599]Listen boys, you better both stop
[00:19.593]Or I'll have you arreste—, I’m not a cop
[00:21.852]I’m a business man with a business tan
[00:24.098]I spend my days in a big black unmarked van
[00:26.356]If you wanna talk turkey, I'm here to talk shop
[00:28.093]I’m definitely not a cop
[00:29.091]You're a mother****ing cop
[00:30.602]I can tell from the way that you stand
[00:32.845]And you said that you worked in an unmarked van
[00:33.852]Well listen, boys
[00:37.342]I'm not a cop
[00:39.339]I'm a business man in a coffee shop
[00:41.602]With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest
[00:43.858]I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel
[00:45.844]I’m not a cop
[00:48.106]B-B-B-B-Business man
[00:50.346]B-B-B-B-Business man
[00:52.598]B-B-B-B-Business man
[00:54.604]Why does he have a gun?
[00:57.103]Ski-bi-di-bi-dap-dap-dap-di-bi-dap (Business)
[00:59.359]Calling Officer Jackson, has your cover been blown?
[01:00.588]Is that your police radar?
[01:01.600]That was my business phone
[01:03.094]And the cover they're referring to
[01:04.844]Is when I sung "Money" by Pink Floyd
[01:06.100]Yeah, that's a business song
[01:07.847]Saying "business" before another word
[01:10.104]Doesn't make the whole thing business related
[01:12.341]And if I may critique the whole police system
[01:14.597]Then— oh, look, there's a sniper pointed at my forehead
[01:15.347]No, it's not
[01:16.598]Yes, it is (No, it's not)
[01:17.836]See this little red dot? (Yes)
[01:18.845]That's for a sniper shot
[01:21.086]There's no snipers here and there's no police plot
[01:23.095](Snipers ready) Do it now, take the shot
[01:25.095]I'm a business man, speaking with two friends
[01:27.583]And one of them has a single chickenpock on their head
[01:29.589]I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage
[01:31.842]With an M-21 pointed at your friend's head
[01:32.839]You shouldn't have said that
[01:34.092]I think you've really upset him
[01:35.098]What do you mean you don't know me?
[01:36.339]I was the best man at your wedding
[01:38.339]I'm a business man, I'm not friends with snipers
[01:39.107]Oh yeah?
[01:39.833]Oh yeah
[01:42.601]Ah! You shot me in the leg! (You shot him in the leg)
[01:44.839]You shot me in my left leg! (You shot him in his left leg)
[01:47.089]He's a business man who's definitely not a cop
[01:49.342]But now he's been shot in his left leg
[01:50.345]How about now?
[01:51.592]No, I still don't know you
[01:52.342]Say my name!
[01:53.589]I don't know your name!
[01:54.601]Why don't you say his name?
[01:55.586]He's gonna shoot you again
[01:58.089]I told you, I don't know his na—
[02:00.055]Oh, he shot my other leg! (He shot his other leg)
[02:02.293]He shot me in my right leg! (He shot him in the right leg)
[02:04.546]He's a business man getting shot in his legs
[02:06.786]By his ex-best man, he is not a cop
[02:07.793]Say my name
[02:09.044]No, you've got a dumb name
[02:11.489]Ugh, fine! Dwink Bexon
[02:12.242]What?
[02:13.494]That's his name, Dwink Bexon
[02:15.498]Oh, that's, that's fine
[02:17.745]Okay, that's a name, I suppose
[02:19.751]That's a pretty dumb name
[02:22.002]Ah! Dwink Bexon just shot me in the ****!
[02:24.242]Ah! Dwink, stop shooting my business associates!
[02:26.739]I'm a bad cop and if you couldn't tell
[02:28.483]I also killed your wife in that drug cartel
[02:30.750]Call for backup or we're all gonna die
[02:32.990]Just admit that you're police and save our lives
[02:34.990]Boys, I'd do anything to make the shooting stop
[02:37.252]But I've told you before, I'm not a cop
[02:39.997]B-B-B-B-Business man (Business)
[02:41.741]B-B-B-B-Business man (Business)
[02:43.752]B-B-B-B-Business man (Oh yeah)
[02:45.997]I told you before, I'm in business only
[02:47.996]With a b-b-b-briefcase
[02:51.431]And a b-b-b-ballpoint pen, ah
[02:54.941]He's definitely not a cop
[02:57.178]B-B-B-B-Business man
[02:59.178]B-B-B-B-Business man