[00:00.00] 作词 : Mael, Mael[00:00.00] A lady gets a lotta things[00:14.82]She gets a 20 carat ring[00:15.78]She gets the alimony too[00:17.25]She gets to look good in the nude[00:19.77]But there's one place where they've been whipped[00:22.23]Between the nose and upper lip[00:25.98]M-M-M-M-M-[00:29.37]M Moustache[00:30.15]M-M -M-M-M-[00:33.72]M Moustache[00:34.32]M- M-M-M-M-[00:39.96]M Moustache[00:40.62]One hundred hairs make a man[00:44.67]I tried a handlebar design[00:47.28]My Fu Manchu was real fine[00:49.80]My Ronald[00:50.79]Colman made 'em blink[00:52.32]My Pancho[00:53.25]Villa made 'em think[00:54.75]But when I trimmed 'em real small[00:57.24]My Jewish friends would never call[01:00.72]M-M-M-M-M-[01:04.44]M Moustache[01:05.22]M-M-M-M-M-[01:10.02]M Moustache[01:10.98]M-M-M-M-M-[01:15.00]M Moustache[01:15.66]One hundred hairs make a man[02:21.18]They call me sir, and that ain't bad[02:23.67]Sometimes they think that[02:25.32]I'm my Dad[02:26.31]And women flirt and you can bet[02:28.71]They like that tickle that they get[02:31.17]The only time[02:32.49]I feel bad[02:33.63]Is when the guess the lunch[02:35.52]I've had M -[02:38.76]M- M-M-M-M[03:00.75]Moustache[03:01.47]M-M-M-M-M-[03:09.36]M Moustache[03:10.20]M-M-M-M-M -[03:19.26]M Moustache[03:20.58]One hundred hairs make a man