8 Dates - Jo Foster/Leesa Tulley.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.000]So a month ago or so, I was feeling super confident and sexy.
[00:03.847]And so, of course, I figured, hey, you know what?
[00:07.334]I'm gonna just put myself out there and organise some dates…
[00:12.661]But oh my babies
[00:14.251]There are dates
[00:15.555]And then there's the stuff I'VE been getting up to…
[00:18.248]
[00:19.119]Friday night, I had pinned a
[00:20.972]Date in the diary with a boy from Tinder
[00:22.810]Six foot three, worked in the city
[00:24.634]Boring job but he were pretty
[00:26.959]He said Where and when?
[00:28.821]I said meet at ten
[00:30.207]Kinda late but it gave me a bit more
[00:32.026]Time to make sure I looked fit
[00:33.905]Have a shower, style my hair
[00:35.729]Spend an hour on what to wear
[00:37.539]Painting my nails and shaving my face and
[00:39.493]Making my bed….just in case
[00:41.312]Put my favourite Beyoncé on
[00:43.095]Drink a glass of Sauvignon Blanc
[00:44.938]I'm looking so glamorous, feeling alright
[00:46.861]And I text the boy, “still on for tonight?”
[00:48.644]*ding*
[00:49.509]It's getting late…
[00:50.448]Yeah
[00:50.799]*ding*
[00:51.323]And I can't wait…
[00:52.300]Yeah?
[00:52.637]*ding*
[00:53.229]…to head home, cos I'm actually knackered, are you free next week instead?
[00:56.156]Sure!
[00:56.516]*ding*
[00:57.019]So sorry!
[00:57.866]Don't worry, just lemme know when, no hurry!
[00:59.719]Hey girl
[01:01.012]Hey girl
[01:02.520]Let's go out
[01:04.150]The second I hit the floor
[01:06.091]Everything from before fades away
[01:08.508]Cos I'm dancing from the window to the wall
[01:11.556]Who cares about that guy
[01:13.460]Who left me high and dry?
[01:15.111]It's no big deal
[01:15.985]And it doesn't affect my self-esteem at all
[01:20.778]Cos I might have had
[01:21.953]One date cancel
[01:24.212]But I'm feeling fine about it
[01:26.001]So yeah, these things happen
[01:27.235]Yeah, exactly, it was no big deal
[01:28.782]I mean, sure, I wasted a bit of time shaving my… legs
[01:31.995]
[01:32.988]Nevermind cos one week later
[01:34.815]I met a cute gallery curator
[01:36.684]Wanna rip off his double denim
[01:38.546]Make his bed like Tracy Emin
[01:40.814]So we set a date
[01:42.630]Wednesday at the Tate
[01:44.288]Then he cancelled, but he said:
[01:45.884]Hey let's do Saturday instead?
[01:47.761]One more day for getting ready
[01:49.566]Haircut, wet shave, mani-pedi
[01:51.429]Pop all my pimples, primp up my face
[01:53.319]Haven't wanked all week - just in case ;)
[01:55.152]Getting nervous, google Van Gogh
[01:56.961]Down a pint of Cabernet Sauv
[01:58.816]Order an uber and when they arrive
[02:00.584]I text the boy “hey, see you in 5?”
[02:02.546]*send*
[02:02.914]You on your way?
[02:04.203]*send*
[02:04.503]….hey?
[02:06.174]*send*
[02:10.411]Hello...?
[02:10.888]*send*
[02:14.444]Hey girl
[02:14.994]Aw not again
[02:15.475]It's fine!
[02:16.408]Let's go out
[02:17.995]The second I hit the town
[02:19.835]Forget he let me down
[02:21.440]And I get down
[02:22.378]Cos the club can't even handle me right now
[02:25.742]Won't chop off my ear
[02:27.394]For boys who don't appear
[02:28.872]It's no big deal
[02:29.809]And all art is pretentious bullshit anyhow
[02:34.497]So I might have had
[02:35.804]Three dates cancel-
[02:37.637]*ding*
[02:38.220]Hey, really sorry, only just got home and charged my phone -
[02:40.907]listen, ugh, I've had an absolute nightm-
[02:43.708]But I'm feeling fine about it
[02:45.335]
[02:49.099]Took a risk with date number 4
[02:50.848]Bit awkward cos we snogged before
[02:52.736]But I thought he might not dismiss me
[02:54.572]Cos at least once he tried to kiss me
[02:57.069]He said: Okay sure
[02:58.719]I've got a rugby tour
[03:00.380]But I've got time before my flight
[03:01.856]So call me up later on tonight
[03:04.050]Pluck my brows, ring him on the phone
[03:05.613]Hear the international dial tone
[03:07.332]
[03:08.750]Date number 5 and I'm excited
[03:10.279]Feels like this time something's right
[03:12.122]He *ding* didn't seem like the type to…
[03:15.170]Omigosh no, of course, it's totally fine,
[03:18.436]ugh appendicitis is the worst - you get that thing out of there!! Hahaha…
[03:24.747]Date no. 6, I'm feeling shoddy
[03:26.441]If he cancels, might kill someb-
[03:28.018]*ding*
[03:29.810]Date no. seven
[03:30.375]*ding*
[03:31.657]D-
[03:31.836]*ding*
[03:33.244]
[03:34.327]Date Nine, now the first one's back in touch
[03:36.151](Do I always sweat this much?)
[03:37.947]Says he'll meet me at the bar
[03:39.782]“Yay can't wait”
[03:40.836]HAHAHA
[03:41.594]Wash my body for an hour
[03:43.430]You can't see tears in the shower!!
[03:45.329]Tissues and ice-cream are ready in place
[03:47.150]Downloaded Titanic - just in case
[03:49.021]Pose before my full length mirror
[03:50.848]Analyse my every flaw
[03:52.718]Come to accept I'll be fine on my own as I
[03:54.552]Crawl into bed, go to turn off my phone
[03:56.355]*ding*
[03:56.655]Work kept me late…
[03:58.917]So sorry I went straight…
[04:00.866]…to the bar but I'm a bit early, so no rush, can't wait!
[04:04.705]R u sure?
[04:05.904]What?
[04:06.393]I mean, great! Just heading out the door!
[04:08.279]HEY GIRL
[04:08.853]I'm on my way
[04:09.416]NO, HE'S THERE
[04:10.057]WHAT?
[04:10.443]I'M GOING OUT!!
[04:11.094]WOO!
[04:12.022]The second I hit the bar
[04:13.758]I spot him from afar
[04:15.274]And I know my heart will go on
[04:16.735]Near, far, wherever you are
[04:19.686]I pull up a chair
[04:21.148]There's magic in the air
[04:22.664]As he leans in and says:
[04:24.113]Have you done something new with your hair?
[04:28.511]SOMEONE CARES!!!!
[04:33.124]Aaaaahhh!!!
[04:34.048]I seem to make him laugh
[04:35.874]He's friendly to the staff
[04:37.723]And he tells me about the stock exchange
[04:39.657]For an hour and a half!
[04:41.768]He says: This was fun
[04:43.264]Walks me home at half-past 1
[04:44.946]He asks if I've got any plans this weekend, I say “NONE!”
[04:50.544]Cos I might've had
[04:51.837]One two three four five
[04:54.079]six squish uh-uh cicero lipschitz seven
[04:56.869]Eight dates cancel
[05:01.549]Cancel
[05:04.934]But number nine was alright