[00:00.00] 作曲 : Tom Cardy[00:00.00][00:00.152]Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover[00:02.912]Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice[00:05.250]You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards[00:07.746]You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard[00:10.507]You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen[00:13.249]You can play with anything, but please don't touch my monster truck[00:15.759]You can play my Fortnite, I know that you love Fortnite[00:18.499]You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spiderman light[00:20.997]You can put your hand on my slap bass (Slap bass)[00:23.757]But if you touch my monster truck, I'll stab you in the face (Bitch)[00:26.498]You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom[00:29.002]You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom[00:31.745]You touch my Tonka truck? I couldn't give a ****[00:34.497]What's the one thing I said? Don't touch my monster truck[00:36.761]If you touch my monster truck[00:39.962]I'll ****in' bite you on your arm[00:42.715]And then my mama gonna call your mama and say[00:44.974]"Take your dumbass kid back home"[00:47.969]And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos[00:50.466]You got not Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment[00:52.710]All you got is a marriage on the rocks[00:55.724]And the feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck[01:01.450]Feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck[01:06.700]Feeling that you ****ed up by touching my monster truck[01:08.956]If you tell anyone at school that I cried[01:11.459]When you t-t-touched my monster truck[01:15.456]I'll tell everyone at school that you got no TV at your house[01:17.465]And you shat yourself (Shat yourself)[01:19.709]My dad could beat up your dad, my dad is John Cena[01:22.468]I'm allowed to drink Coke, you've got a weird weiner[01:24.950]My mum says that your dad is a cuck[01:27.712]But I don't know that word, but I know another word, it's[01:30.450]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)[01:33.200]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)[01:36.647]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)[01:37.659]Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma)[01:38.412]Yeah, don't you touch my[01:40.900]I am a little shit[01:43.388]The kind of kid that you'd like to hit[01:46.156]But you cannot 'cause hittin' kids is wrong[01:48.891]So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum in a[01:51.852](Supermarket) Crowded supermarket[01:54.611](Crowded supermarket) A crowded supermarket[01:56.614]You take an opportunity while I'm stuck[01:59.852]To kick the shit out of my monster truck[02:02.858](Yeah)[02:05.117]Kick the shit out of my monster truck[02:07.810](I know you want to)[02:10.810]Kick the shit out of my monster truck[02:13.051](Take your dumbass kid back home)[02:16.050]Kick the shit out of my monster truck[02:18.550](Take your dumbass kid back home)[02:21.550]Kick the shit out of my monster truck