[00:00.000] 作词 : Tom Cardy[00:00.160] 作曲 : Tom Cardy[00:00.321]I think I speak for everyone here when I say[00:02.408]it is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr Tolkien![00:05.016]Okay[00:05.701]We loved publishing The Hobbit.[00:07.032]Can you tell us a bit about this next book?[00:08.662]It's about a magic ring...[00:10.136]Yeah?[00:11.026]Given to an heir...[00:12.200]Yeah?[00:13.007]Who must destroy all evil...[00:14.311]Yeah?[00:15.223]On a magic quest![00:16.518]What happens next?[00:17.390]They[00:17.695]Walk, walk, walk, walk[00:19.809]Walk, walk, somebody's following them![00:21.843]Walk, walk, hide, walk[00:24.041]Walk, walk, steal some mushrooms![00:26.252]Get on a boat, walk, walk[00:28.402]Walk, Elves for the first time, wow![00:30.636]Walk, walk, night time walk[00:32.741]Walk, walk, attacked by trees[00:35.495]Okay, um, that's a lot of walking--[00:38.047]I'm not a third of the way through![00:39.391]Walk, walk, meet a weird bush guy[00:41.541]Walk, walk, finally a town![00:43.654]Safe, safe, еat, rest[00:45.942]Show everyonе their secret, get the **** out of there![00:48.136]Run, run, they got a new tall guy![00:50.223]Run, scared, stabbed by a dementor![00:52.448]Ride, run, run, ride[00:54.541]Dementors can't swim, **** back to Azkaban![00:56.781]Okay, well, that seems like a good place to end it. We-- We'll publish it--[00:59.960]I'm almost halfway![01:01.191]Rest, rest, a bunch of elves[01:03.164]They've seen elves before, but now they've got a dwarf[01:05.540]Walk, walk, heaps of walking[01:07.715]Path is blocked, walk underground[01:09.909]Orc! Run! A Balrog has come[01:12.088]Kick him in the arse! "You shall not **** with me!"[01:14.437]Walk, walk, I'm sick of elves[01:16.426]Get on a boat, Boromir's an arsehole[01:18.879]Mother****ers on a magic quest[01:20.830]Fellows in the fellowship doing what they do best[01:23.079]What if for a while they rode a massive hawk?[01:26.210]I think I'd prefer if they walked[01:30.124]This is my book mother****er![01:32.213]They'll walk if I tell them to![01:34.048]Get that weak-arse bird shit out of here!