No Way Jose - David Frizzell.mp3

[00:07.44]There she was, when I walked in the barroom
[00:11.04]She looked just like Marilyn Monroe
[00:14.13]In her tight fitting jeans,
[00:16.08]Looking just like a dream
[00:17.67]I liked to get to know her
[00:21.12]So I walked up and sat down beside her
[00:24.48]Bought her a bourbon, a beer and a wine
[00:28.02]And reveal my intentions the woman I mention
[00:31.80]Your place on mine, she said:
[00:34.41]No Way Jose'
[00:37.59]Stay cool, you fool
[00:41.91]You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
[00:45.30]Is leaving here with you,
[00:47.76]That means nowhere, Pierre,
[00:51.24]No time at night or day
[00:55.77]Pack it up step aside
[00:57.60]Take a road take a ride
[00:59.28]Ain't no way Jose'
[01:16.68]Now I knew she must have been fooling
[01:20.25]How could she resist all this charm
[01:23.25]With my dees out of jeans
[01:25.14]And Armani tight right on my arm
[01:30.12]Though I detected a note of sarcasm
[01:34.08]I knew I had to try it again
[01:37.08]But when I opened my mouth
[01:38.85]Before a word popped out
[01:40.53]The whole room joined in
[01:43.11]They said:
[01:43.59]No Way Jose'
[01:44.46]Stay cool, you fool
[01:50.94]You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
[01:54.48]Is leaving here with you,
[01:57.03]That means nowhere, Pierre,
[02:00.39]No time at night or day
[02:04.83]Let it's sligh high
[02:06.72]You better step aside
[02:08.43]Ain't no way Jose'
[02:11.64]So I headed back home,
[02:13.71]Where the little woman waits
[02:18.51]With love spinning in my head
[02:20.76]I crawl into bed
[02:22.08]That's when I hear the little woman say:
[02:24.69]There ain't no way Jose'
[02:26.07]Stay cool, you fool
[02:32.52]You're a squirrel, Merele, if you think this girl
[02:35.88]Is doing a thing with you,
[02:38.37]That means nowhere, Pierre,
[02:41.88]No time at night or day
[02:46.35]Pack it up, Chuck
[02:47.94]This time you're out of luck
[02:49.65]There ain't no way, Jose'
[02:50.49]She said,
[02:50.64]No Way Jose'
[02:51.33]Stay cool, you fool
[02:59.97]You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
[03:03.51]Is living here with you,
[03:06.03]That means nowhere, Pierre,
[03:09.39]No time at night or day
[03:13.92]Pack it up, step aside
[03:15.78]Hit the road take a ride
[03:17.43]Ain't no way, Jose'
[03:18.69]She said,
[03:20.19]No Way Jose'
[03:21.18]Stay cool, you fool
[03:27.51]You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
[03:30.96]Is living here with you,
[03:33.48]That means nowhere, Pierre,
[03:36.87]No time at night or day
[03:41.43]Pack it up, step aside
[03:43.26]Hit the road take a ride
[03:44.88]Ain't no way, Jose'