Toy Box - Insane Clown Posse.mp3

[00:03.220]ohhh, I like this toy. Watch it go…
[00:07.669]uw...wait!
[00:08.921](gunshots)
[00:12.523]……
[00:15.785]"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead."
[00:19.641] ……
[00:21.782]I was like six,
[00:23.014]I used to get dissed by the chicks,
[00:24.788]And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks,
[00:27.270]And rocks and sticks and calling me names,
[00:29.730]And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains
[00:32.094]Eeww!
[00:32.772]When I left school, it was much iller,
[00:34.714]My daddy was a serial killer,
[00:36.480]And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back,
[00:39.749]With all his dead bodies on my lap
[00:41.717]move!
[00:42.295]When I got home, enough of the static,
[00:44.800]Hammer and tools, went up to the attic,
[00:47.276]Never knew any other girls or boys,
[00:49.750]Only my toys, toys, toys!
[00:52.210]Bang! Clang!
[00:53.608]Hammer and twist,
[00:54.707]Nobody knows,
[00:55.845]I exist, and,
[00:56.683]I'm pissed
[00:57.503]But I won't be mentally scarred,
[00:59.638]Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard,
[01:02.528]Monday, ringing the bell,
[01:04.706]It's all about show and tell, might as well,
[01:07.373]Show all these bastards just what I got
[01:10.194]Yo,check out my toy box!
[01:13.021]……>:)
[01:28.178]"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls?"[Violent J]
[01:31.635]We got dead bodies everywhere you look,
[01:34.412]All the nerds sitting up front got cooked,
[01:36.912]Others start screaming and making a dash,
[01:39.501]So I start handing out toys fast at last,
[01:42.032]You like slinkies, we got slinkies,
[01:44.741]Only mine like to wrap around your face,
[01:47.182]And stretch, twist, kazoom,
[01:49.297]And whip your body all over the ****in' room,
[01:52.159]So come, one at a time,
[01:54.267]Open your gift and what you will find,
[01:56.641]Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget,
[01:59.099]It's not everyday that you get your skull split,
[02:02.124]You like soldiers? we got soldiers,
[02:04.538]Made with rubber and steel, they look real,
[02:07.194]But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed,
[02:09.578]That's how you get an axe to the forehead
[02:11.784]Oww!
[02:12.257]And don't let em sit around all day,
[02:14.538]Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway'cause they can be nifty,
[02:19.540]All the toys are ***fty, haha, in my toy box
[02:22.363]……>:)
[02:38.277]"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"[Violent J]
[02:41.507]That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute,
[02:43.990]Don't **ck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it,
[02:46.707]That's my double blade razor whip chop Jimmy,
[02:49.339]And it's mine, mother***', so gimme gimme
[02:51.679]You want toys, you come to the right place, Try my little toy,
[02:55.096]Mutilating,
[02:55.913]Mental Case,
[02:56.772]Wind him up, let him go among all of ya,
[02:59.214]Then BANG! serial slaughterer,
[03:01.818]Your turn, reach in and get lucky,
[03:04.096]Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky,
[03:07.594]It make a funny sound and then,
[03:09.250]BANG!Blew the fingers off his f***' hand,
[03:11.598]Don't stop, class ain't done yet,
[03:14.147]I remember you calling me poindexter,
[03:16.419]Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation,
[03:19.073]Went into these little creations,
[03:21.710]Reach in, you might find something wicked,
[03:24.071]Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery,
[03:26.394]Off with your head, a robot with a sword,
[03:29.052]But now he's looking at me, but what for?
[03:31.733]"Eh, wait! Wait a minute! I made you! Get them, not me! E-eh, w-wait a minute mother***!!!
[03:36.214]……>:))
[03:46.213]Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
[03:48.774]Oh I love this record!>:3
[03:48.775]（Repeating lyrics）
[04:32.814]"Tell me why?"
[04:33.965]"Why do you feel like you should still be together with Lisa?"
[04:37.469]"Sure, c'ome man! Our relationship ain't all weak and sh**?"
[04:42.833]"Ya kno? I mean, I mean, just because she's dead we should break up or somethin'? F*** dat!"
[04:48.733]"Tommy Tommy listen to me, She's dead man, you gotta move on,"
[04:52.175]"So what?
[04:53.865]"So she's dead? Does that make you, fresher than her?"
[04:57.038]"I didn't say that-"
[04:57.039]"I don't think so!"
[04:58.934]"So she don't talk as much and she really don't move around a lot, She's still fresh! She's still fun to be around… you're just prejudice…"
[05:08.193]"Huh?"
[05:08.293]"You're prejudice against dead people."
[05:09.753]"Awww man, You really are one sick bastard Tommy…"
[05:12.686]"Yeah?…F*** off!"
[05:15.721]"What?!"
[05:16.645]"F*** off!"
[05:17.832]"What the f*** is that? What does that mean?!"
[05:19.849]"It means… F*** off!"
[05:21.505]"Man you f***' lost it!"
[05:22.952]"Yeah?! F*** OFF!!!"